Nice to meet you.
You've got a few more gray hairs than 34, and deeper wrinkles around the eyes.
But you seem a lot more content and easy-going, too. Like, you probably wouldn't stress out if you were, say, in Los Angeles on a business trip and you ripped the seat of your pants in the middle of a meeting and had to wear your sweatpants/pajamas for the duration of your LA trip, right? Not like that happened on Tuesday or anything.
I love birthdays. This one won't be an exception.